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Can I watch TV ?

Yeah, but don't turn it on

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1. White male. 50+ years old. Heading to doctor appointment. Wife asks me “What color underwear are you wearing?”

Blue - the urologist says it makes my eyes look pretty.

2. I needed a password eight characters long (OC).

Apparently MyPenis is not long enough but HisPenis is.

3. What’s the difference between a slice of pizza and a hippie chick?

With the pizza, you can eat the crust.

4. What do you call a cheap hooker?

A bang for my buck

5. How big is a zebra?

A zebra is a couple sizes bigger than a A-cup.

6. The road sign read, "Falling Rocks."

It totally does not.

7. Why wasn't I surprised about the University of Tennessee's quarterback transferring, you ask?

Because the warning is literally right there on the back of Nico Iamaleava's jersey.

8. For her birthday, I took my wife to the orchard to look at the apple trees for half an hour.

Not the right kind of apple watch apparently. I'm there to always disappoint.

9. I needed a password eight characters long

so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

10. Who was in charge of residential planning and development on Cardassia Prime?

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